Are you fucking with me?! 

Caller: How long would it take to get if I ordered wheels?
Me: Which wheel, specs and color?
Caller: GTV03
Me: What specs and color?
Caller: Flat Black
Me: What size and specs? I need to know size, width, offset and PCD
Caller: 19s…..
Me: ……. what width?
Caller: 10.5
Me: I’ve got 19×10.5 +15 in 5×114.3 in Flat Black in stock.
Caller: ok, how much?
Me: We don’t sell direct so you’ll have to buy from a dealer but retail is $500 each.
Caller *silence*
Me: Hello? Is there anything else I can help you with?
Caller: hello?
Me: Where are you from?
Caller: Bakersfield
Me: You can contact __________ to order. Did you need their number?
Caller: ok thanks *hangs up*